saddle up boneheads! its time for war!
Zelda: Hey I just met you
Zelda: And this is crazy
Zelda: But I need you to save all of Hyrule
Zelda: And I'm not even gonna bang you.
Link: That's completely fine, because I'm actually a decent human being who doesn't expect sex from a woman in exchange for my kindness.
Link: Did I ever mention that our fandom is sexist as fuck and that these "friendzoning" jokes aren't funny in the slightest?
Link: Because it 's true

karensdisciple:

THIS SHOW GIVES NO FUCKS

amoying:

puppies in sweaters hee hee hee

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puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo

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puppies in sweaters ha ha ha

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elkaw:

fucking gordon ramsay

beekirby:

backslashfun:

we expand and repair all dongs

The funny thing is this image isn’t even edited

beekirby:

backslashfun:

we expand and repair all dongs

The funny thing is this image isn’t even edited

lovemegeminiously:

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AU where Dave is affectionately stalked by crows everywhere he goes. He has no idea why. There’s just, always crows around him, and kids start to be scared of him and call him the crow guy and think he’s all mysterious and creepy but no he’s just an awkward teenager followed everywhere by fucking crows and he never asked for any of this

Rose is greatly amused.




A man feeding swans and ducks from a snowy river bank in Krakow

the contrast is insane

relevant to my interests

A man feeding swans and ducks from a snowy river bank in Krakow

the contrast is insane

relevant to my interests

zoomer-zlorpuff:

went through some old drawings i had stashed in the closet and happened upon this gem

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New gender: Potiongender

kawaiikawauso:

A gender that is too strong. This gender could kill a dragon, let alone a man. Best suited for those who have no respect for knights.

miss-nerdgasmz:

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

utteranonymity:

Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m sorry you’re going through that. I’m here for you.’ That’s literally all you have to do to make them feel better. Thank you and goodnight.

vancity604778kid:

fifty-shades-of-shade:

wetravelfast00:

geatc:

ultrafacts:

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This country is really absurd sometimes…

But we know we love it, though.

that’s why when I say “sorry” to ppl in the states they always dismiss my display of empathy saying “why are you saying sorry? it’s not your fault.” of course it’s not my fault! I want to help u feel bettah gawddd



"Sorry" means something different in Canada than it does in other places.
In Canada, if something bad happens and you say sorry, it means “I acknowledge that you have been inconvenienced or otherwise harmed, and I am expressing sympathy. I’d prefer it if the bad thing had not happened.”
We apologize for things constantly.
"Sorry I’m late, traffic was horrible!" Sorry about the traffic.
"Ugh, I think I caught the flu!" Sorry you have the flu. That must be unpleasant.
"My house was burglarized and everything of value stolen!" Oh wow, I’m sorry. That’s a terrible experience.
And so on. It’s rude not to apologize, because failing to apologize suggests you do not care.
There is even commercials up here in Canada about how we Canadians like to apologize for everything.
Sorry.

vancity604778kid:

fifty-shades-of-shade:

wetravelfast00:

geatc:

ultrafacts:

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This country is really absurd sometimes…

But we know we love it, though.

that’s why when I say “sorry” to ppl in the states they always dismiss my display of empathy saying “why are you saying sorry? it’s not your fault.” of course it’s not my fault! I want to help u feel bettah gawddd

"Sorry" means something different in Canada than it does in other places.

In Canada, if something bad happens and you say sorry, it means “I acknowledge that you have been inconvenienced or otherwise harmed, and I am expressing sympathy. I’d prefer it if the bad thing had not happened.”

We apologize for things constantly.

"Sorry I’m late, traffic was horrible!"
Sorry about the traffic.

"Ugh, I think I caught the flu!"
Sorry you have the flu. That must be unpleasant.

"My house was burglarized and everything of value stolen!"
Oh wow, I’m sorry. That’s a terrible experience.

And so on. It’s rude not to apologize, because failing to apologize suggests you do not care.

There is even commercials up here in Canada about how we Canadians like to apologize for everything.

Sorry.

betype:

Nelson Mandela Quote by Dangerdust

horrorpandas:

The Blob (1958)

pdlcomics:

Earth and Moon